a. a "mommy just sat down to eat" radar
b. a "mommy needs to get some work done" radar
2. Breastfed babies not only have smelly poops, but smelly farts that have been known to take down an elephant
3. Babies can find the delete key on your keyboard
4. Every time you do the laundry, the sock elves steal one of your baby's socks
5. No one has a baby as cute as your baby
2 comments:
to be honest with you, Vanessa, it isn't all that different when they get to be toddlers either (even though they aren't breastfed)
Grandma farm is ringt, you still have to cope with the "bathroom" radar...you won't be able to do that in private for a long time.
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